Bozeman, Montana…a beautiful, quiet mountain town.
Seems like a safe place to….WRONG! IT’S SUPER DANGEROUS!
Actual incidents from our police blotter in the past week, taken from the Bozeman Daily Chronicle:
Suspects who stole Doritos from a Seventh Avenue store at 4:23 a.m. dropped the chips prior to running away from the business.
A woman reported two men were acting suspiciously in a vehicle and in a Main Street store. She said they appeared to be “tweakers” and looked like they were casing the place. Officers found they were just shopping.
A woman called to report her own party. She said that she and her friends were having a loud get-together and were “doing it on purpose.”
A caller reported that her boyfriend’s mother wanted to kill a man with a tennis racket
A man called a Main Street store and asked the employee who answered about clothes and masturbating.
A caller had questions about the city’s chicken ordinance.
A caller reported that a man was standing naked in a Frank Road trailer’s front window. Deputies found that the “naked” man was actually wearing shorts.
People who were mud bogging in the Cactus Road area at 9:48 p.m. were being “very loud.”
A caller said he heard there was a $500 fine for flicking ashes off your cigarette. He wanted to know if it was true.
A woman who lives on Bridger Drive wanted to know if she could have hens in her yard.
Bozeman, Montana: Where your chickens are safely stored in the backyard, trailer park windows are free of naked men, and where no snack chip related crime will go unreported.